Hey, Snickers web ad art director, I fixed your terrible ad for you.
gary:
This maybe the best feeling I have had about #crushit I am so happy I did this!Yesterday we got new books titled Crushed it. They are wonderful books.
We are thansful for them. Today we are starting the Annual Examination.
Books – New arrivals at Shepherds Junior School
Via Gary Vaynerchuk
“I’m a Gourmet Chef” said the bitch.
So I have the typical local table… couple in their late 40’s, early 50’s…Husband and wife.. waiter brings back the plates from entrees and says “the lady says her chicken is burnt…has a weird taste…yeah, she said it’s burnt” Now, of course, the plate has exactly 4 pieces of noodles and a little sauce. Oh, and waiter says…”She said to try it, she wants you to eat and and see…I did, yeah, it’s a little burnt ..or something?”.
Now…let’s examine a few things…
- She ate the whole fucking thing.
- She can’t EXACTLY tell me what’s wrong
- She expects that I would eat after some strange person..
- My waiter (who is a straight rat when it comes to free stuff apparently never heard that you DON’T eat after people, especially strangers.
So I tell him to comp her a cappuccino or something, since she left me about 13 cents worth of pasta left. He goes out, offers, she comes back with “I want the chicken off the check”
I take it off, cursing the hell she must have come from,
About me
Straight talk for us soldiers in the trenches of running kitchens.Ever wanted to just VENT after dealing with a idiot waiter, manager or a pissy customer? Just do it! Write to your hearts content, and vent!
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Rock on my brothers and sisters, VENT, BITCH, MOAN AND KIBBITZ...with pride. You are the chosen few who take the burden of the beast on your back, and slay it!
Live the ChefLife with pride.
